Great Truths from Children 

Author Unknown

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.

You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.

Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.

School lunches stick to the wall.

You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap. 


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